August 19, 2009
"The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs". It comes complete with 10 dishwasher safe turd templates, an amazing manual, and Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord. Yes, it's a gag gift, but you know someone has had to of tried it.
The manual has such classics as the following:
Problem: "The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"
Probable cause and solution: Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.