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Turd Twister

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August 19, 2009

"The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs". It comes complete with 10 dishwasher safe turd templates, an amazing manual, and Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord. Yes, it's a gag gift, but you know someone has had to of tried it.

The manual has such classics as the following:

Problem: "The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"

Probable cause and solution: Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.

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