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Basset Hounds Running

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December 07, 2011

Why do Basset Hounds have all of that extra skin? So that they can do this!

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Sad Etsy Dogs

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August 15, 2011

Man's best friend will put up with almost anything. But, that doesn't mean that they will enjoy it.

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Bacon Starry Night

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May 14, 2011

Impressionistic bacon.

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Sweety Todd

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April 09, 2011

It's spring time! Flowers and Birds and ...PEEPS!

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Maggot Painting

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February 03, 2011

If you thought that those elephants at the zoo were good painters, then check this out. Maggots! Making Art!

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Melting Cake Head

Melting Cake Head Melting Cake Head

January 20, 2011

This cake is completely edible, but why would you want to ruin it's artistic integrity? Someone needs to make this & do a time-lapse video.

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Human Ivory Art

Human Ivory Art

December 28, 2010

No, it's not elephant ivory. It's that other stuff. You know - human ivory. What's that? You don't know what human ivory is? Well, follow this link to the Etsy site and find out how animal friendly human ivory is.

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Woodpile Sculpture

Woodpile Sculpture

December 23, 2010

When is a tree that's not a tree anymore still a tree? When it's a woodpile shaped like a tree!

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The Obscene Carrot

The Obscene Carrot

December 05, 2010

Put some pants on that carrot!

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Sears Now Supports Zombies

Sears Supports Zombies

October 30, 2010

Don't neglect your zombies this holiday season. Take 'em to Sears! Might want to keep them away from the power tools though.

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October 03, 2010

Tired of those annoying adds that taunt you on every web page? Don't block them. Vaporize 'em! Check out this Asteroids bookmarklet. It lets you fly around and Vaporize everything on the page.

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August 31, 2010

From the artistic to the absurd - Wunderkammer can supply you with your daily dose of natural and unnatural curiosities. We highly recommend Wunderkammer for those distinguished individuals who can appreciate the more interesting things in life.

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Ugliest Website Ever

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August 28, 2010

At a certain point, a thing that is truly ugly crosses an imaginary boundary and becomes cool. While some things may teeter at the edge of that line, Yvette's Bridal Form has crossed so far over the line that it has set a new standard of ugly excellence!
Be sure to have the sound cranked up for this one

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Fart Operated Random Remote

Fart Operated Random Remote

July 23, 2010

Who needs a whoopi cushion when you can hide one of these babies next to Dad's chair?

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Gomer Pyle Is God

June 23, 2010

Gomer Pyle is god. Gomer Pyle is a man. Gomer Pyle is god. He's a man. He's god. He's a man. He's god.

Gomer Pyle is god.

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Better Marriage Blanket

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May 11, 2010

Yes folks, this is a real product.
"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

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Forbidden Zone

May 05, 2010

A wonderful clip from the Forbidden Zone.

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Animated Gashlycrumb Tinies


April 21, 2010

Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies in animated glory.

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Sliced Pig

Sliced Pig

April 19, 2010

Ham anyone?

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Rear Gear

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April 15, 2010

No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Thanks to Patti for the link.

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April 14, 2010

I guarantee that you will never look at a full moon the same way again.

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Peeps Sushi

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April 03, 2010

Just in time for Easter dinner. Why have ham at Easter when you could serve delicious Peeps Sushi? Check out Serious Eats for the recipe.

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March 28, 2010

This is what happened when people mixed Helium & LSD with pancakes.


Tree Branch Falls On Power Lines

February 28, 2010

Make sure to have the sound on when you watch this one.

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Experience Food

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January 23, 2010

Suggestive Advertising? Maybe they should have paired this with a large bratwurst?

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Straw Fail

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January 18, 2010

Tell me this wasn't done intentionally. Check out more great stuff at

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Animated Things

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January 15, 2010

Here's some more animated black and white 3D deisgns.

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Animated Infinite Vortex

Animated Infinite Vortex

December 16, 2009

You are getting sleepy - or nauseous. Take your pick.

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Bombproof Your Horse

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December 14, 2009

Don't be caught off guard. Best to make sure that terrorists have not tampered with your horse when you were not looking.

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